Biscotti
- Breed
- Common Raccoon
- Color
- Grey & Biscuit
- Sex
- Male
- Age
- 7 years
- Weight
- 31 pounds
Currently lounging in a foster home
Biscotti is what happens when a raccoon finds the bakery dumpster and simply decides to stay. He is a large, gentle, round boy who believes every meal is a buffet and every buffet is a personal challenge.
His foster reports that he can open a fridge, a cooler, and a child-proof cabinet, but chooses not to climb stairs on principle. He prefers ground-floor living and a sturdy couch.
If you want a cuddle buddy who doubles as a space heater, Biscotti is ready. Please do not leave biscotti on the counter. He will know.
Biscotti is sponsored by the Night Shift at Grocery Outlet, who say he was a loyal customer.
Raccoon Report Card
| Trash can access | A+ |
| Snack theft | A+ |
| Stair climbing | D |
| Good with kids | A |
| 3am noise level | B |