Lady Garbaggio
- Breed
- Common Raccoon, Fancy
- Color
- Grey Velvet
- Sex
- Female
- Age
- 5 years
- Weight
- 16 pounds
Available now, prefers a view
Lady Garbaggio was found in Rancho Santa Fe, where she had been living off sushi takeout and the occasional discarded charcuterie board.
She has expensive taste and no money. She will politely ignore your leftovers until you bring out the good cheese.
Lady Garbaggio is looking for an elegant home with a patio, a nice set of trash cans, and a sushi place that delivers.
Lady Garbaggio is sponsored by a wine bar that keeps finding her on the patio.
Raccoon Report Card
| Taste | A+ |
| Cheese knowledge | A+ |
| Humility | F |
| Good with kids | B |
| Elegance | A |