Sir Reginald Trashbottom
- Breed
- Common Raccoon, Distinguished
- Color
- Silver Fox
- Sex
- Male
- Age
- 9 years
- Weight
- 19 pounds
Available now, by appointment only
Sir Reginald carries himself like a raccoon who has inherited property. He does not rummage. He selects. He has been observed sniffing a discarded sandwich, considering it, and walking away.
He enjoys quiet evenings, classical music played from a neighbor's open window, and fish, but only the good fish.
Sir Reginald is looking for a refined household that understands that a proper raccoon is never in a hurry.
Sir Reginald is sponsored by the Encinitas Country Club Dumpster Committee.
Raccoon Report Card
| Table manners | A+ |
| Trash can access | B |
| Patience | A |
| Good with kids | C |
| Snobbery | A+ |