Raccoons for Adoption

Every raccoon below has been washed (by themselves, repeatedly, in your water bowl). All adoptions include one lifetime supply of chaos. Visit us after dark, when everyone is awake and in a mood.

Raccoons · Oct 14, 2026

Biscotti

Common Raccoon
Male
7 years
31 pounds

Built like a beanbag chair. Moves like one too.

Raccoons · Oct 20, 2026

Pickles

Common Raccoon
Female
3 months
2 pounds

Small. Loud. Has opinions about grapes.

Raccoons · Sep 30, 2026

Sir Reginald Trashbottom

Common Raccoon, Distinguished
Male
9 years
19 pounds

A gentleman. Eats garbage with excellent posture.

Raccoons · Oct 3, 2026

Noodle

Common Raccoon mix
Male
1 year
9 pounds

All legs. Eats constantly. Gains nothing.

Raccoons · Oct 9, 2026

Ghost

Common Raccoon, Albino
Female
3 years
14 pounds

Rare albino coat. Very common criminal.

Raccoons · Oct 1, 2026

Meatball

Common Raccoon
Male
5 years
28 pounds

A sphere with a face. We love him.

Raccoons · Aug 28, 2026

Dr. Fingers

Common Raccoon
Male
4 years
17 pounds

Washes everything. Including your phone.

Raccoons · Oct 16, 2026

Twinkie

Dumpster Shorthair
Female
2 years
16 pounds

Will rob a gas station for a snack cake.

Raccoons · Oct 18, 2026

Gremlin

Common Raccoon mix
Male
1 ½ years
13 pounds

Do not feed after midnight. Do not feed before midnight.

Raccoons · Sep 22, 2026

Pancake

Common Raccoon
Female
6 years
18 pounds

Sleeps flat on her belly like she was dropped.

Raccoons · Oct 7, 2026

Rocco

Backyard Bandit
Male
3 years
20 pounds

Climbs anything. Including you.

Raccoons · Aug 15, 2026

Mabel

Common Raccoon
Female
11 years
15 pounds

A sweet old lady who knows where you keep the cookies.

Raccoons · Oct 11, 2026

Taco

Crab-Eating Raccoon
Male
4 years
12 pounds

A rare South American import. Pinches back.

Raccoons · Sep 26, 2026

Bandit

Common Raccoon
Male
5 years
21 pounds

The classic model. Mask fits perfectly.

Raccoons · Oct 5, 2026

Soggy

Common Raccoon
Female
2 years
11 pounds

Always wet. Nobody knows why. She seems happy.

Raccoons · Oct 22, 2026

Tater Tot

Common Raccoon
Male
4 months
3 pounds

A baby. A potato. Pictured with siblings, in the trash, where they were found.

Raccoons · Sep 18, 2026

Gus Gus

Suburban Longcoat
Male
6 years
24 pounds

Famous for his cheeks. Fluffy, not chubby. Okay, both.

Raccoons · Oct 2, 2026

Lady Garbaggio

Common Raccoon, Fancy
Female
5 years
16 pounds

Only eats from the nice neighborhoods.

Raccoons · Sep 14, 2026

Waffles

Common Raccoon
Male
4 years
19 pounds

Professional napper. Amateur at everything else.

Raccoons · Oct 13, 2026

Rizzo

Backyard Bandit
Female
3 years
13 pounds

Peeks first. Steals second. Never apologizes.

Raccoons · Sep 9, 2026

Chunk

Common Raccoon, Large
Male
8 years
35 pounds

Our biggest boy. Needs a two-car garage.

Raccoons · Oct 19, 2026

Wiggles

Common Raccoon mix
Female
1 year
8 pounds

A little scruffy, a little nervous, a lot of heart.

Raccoons · Sep 3, 2026

Professor Snacks

Common Raccoon
Male
7 years
22 pounds

Has solved every puzzle feeder ever made.

Raccoons · Sep 24, 2026

Duchess

Common Raccoon
Female
4 years
15 pounds

Lives in a tree. Rules from the tree.

Raccoons · Oct 8, 2026

Ziti

Dumpster Shorthair
Male
2 years
17 pounds

Tongue out. Always. We have no normal photos.

Raccoons · Oct 17, 2026

Cheddar

Suburban Longcoat
Female
3 years
18 pounds

Friendliest raccoon here. Will shake hands. Will keep your hand.